No Reason.

chazkuangshi:

And it just keeps going and going
but then

And it just keeps going and going

but then

I punched a guy bc he was making rape jokes and one of the things he said was “what’s the difference between yes and no? Nothing” so I asked him if he’d care if I punched him in the face and he said yes but I did it anyway since there’s no difference between yes and no and that’s the story of how I gave someone a bloody nose

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ofatlantas:

I have two emotions

swaggy

not swaggy

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latenightjimmy:

Morgan Freeman Falls Asleep in the Late Night Audience

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theleftsideofmyroom:

When people quote The Perks of Being A Wallflower, why do they quote things like “And in that moment, I swear we were infinite,” or “We accept the love we think we deserve,” when there are gems like this.

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finestqualitycrappyblogging:

My brother and his best friends last names are Weinberg and Weiner so they’re next to each other in their yearbook and LOOK AT WHAT THEY DID I AM SUCH A PROUD BIG SISTER RIGHT NOW

what school lets you hold a subway while ur getting ur photos taken wtf

hungrytombs:

In 7th grade the yearbook editor accidentally used the same face for every custodian.

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